Lyrics

Hey Chuck, let’s pick some games together
A staple of the show, yeah we’ve been doing it forever….
But that ain’t all we'll give you folks,
So stick around…..

You’re gonna wanna call your bookie
Wanna write these down…..
Hey Nigel asked Reg’nald ‘bout a couple of matches
And the photos they were all spread out

T-T-T-Tony and the Bets
Carville is weird but he’s wonderful
Oh James, you know that’s spread’s obscene!
Jeff Ma will end the week….
Let’s start a winning streak!
We’ll BET THE PROCESS you know what I mean?
T-T-T Tony and the Bets

A parody of "Bennie and the Jets" by Sir Elton
Idea and lyrics: David Marzo in Dumfries, Virginia
Additional lyrics and vocals: Joe Aro in Ellicott City, Maryland