Lyrics

The dark middle chapter in my snack-chip-song trilogy suite that began with Fritos. Because I kinda remember Tony mentioning eating a bag of Doritos because he couldn't stop, and then some other story about cheese dust from snack chips being explosively flammable. It's summer - what else am I gonna sing about? Just be glad I didn't do the 17+ minute version.

I'm gonna eat a Dorito, Tony
Don't think I can stop at a few
I just ate a Dorito, Tony
Don't that make me just like you?

Oh won't you look at me
Cheese dust on my hands
Now won't you look at me
I'm an explosive orange man
An orange man

Parody of "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" by Iron Butterfly