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Beastie Boys are one of my all time favorites. Shout out to Brad for encouraging me to move forward with this insanity... And shout out to my 4 year old, who says this is totally her favorite jingle I've done by far... because "You sound like a robot!" I can't argue with that logic.


[Intergalactic Howard Fineman]
[Howard Fineman Intergalactic]
[Political mensch yeah]

He's the Transglobal Emperor of the Huffington Post
Arianna is boss - but he's Political Pope
On anything governmental he's so dope
If you wanna really see him you need a telescope

And I when I say telescope I mean Hubble
Presidents - he's interviewed more than a couple
Like a policy bias he'll burst your bubble
You step to him you'll be in trouble

On big time shows he's been a panelist
Honored by the Society of Professional Journalists
But much more important than all of this
He's the father of celebrity intern Nick

His progeny knows civics better than you son
He even knows who's gonna win the next election
Ask him for knowledge - he'll drop a metric ton
He's Intergalactic Howard Fineman

[Intergalactic Howard Fineman]
[Howard Fineman Intergalactic]
[Political mensch]

A parody of "Intergalactic" by the Beastie Boys