Lyrics

I had an idea last week to maybe try an a cappella thing at some point, so when I saw the idea JG posted I thought I'd give this a shot since I've sang this tune quite a bit. I feel like I've unintentionally done about 20 Cillizza songs now. There's another verse, but I just did the first and last... like any person in the South when singing a hymn. :)

The Presidents Club, best seats I've found
For such a mooch like me
It'll set you back a couple grand
But I got in for free.

The redhead, she's my wife, you know
My friend clerked for Scalia
We met at a school just for the rich
Named for Lincoln Chafee

Based on "New Britain" by Anonymous (Now most commonly known as the tune used for Amazing Grace)