QB Concussion

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A parody of a song by School House Rock.
Recorded by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 08/21/2015  Released: 08/21/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

The jingle preseason is upon us, so I'm getting some reps in to warm up that part of my brain.

QB concussion
What's the function?
Of leaving RGIII in a preseason game?!
QB concussion
That's some disfunction
Can plot it all out on an inertial reference frame
QB concussion
Now they've f$%#ed him
Not really his fault, but he'll still get the blame

And ... 2 for 5... that's not a good stat...
But... did you see that O line?!... who's throwing behind that?!
And then there's coach Gruden... the lesser of the two...
Is he ending the QB controversy... by getting all but one of them smashed flat?

QB concussion
They're so f@#$ed up
Maybe the organization is completely cursed.

RGIII, McCoy and Cousins - Do any of them have the onions?
To stand behind, THAT O line
Losing ain't new, but come on dude
Getting killed wasn't part of the deal hirtherto
So Boo, Boo, Boooooooooo!

Parody of "Conjunction Junction" by School House Rock

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  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Wow! Pure gold, this one.
    3232 days ago.
  • Anonymous Little
    Thanks! Loved these songs as a kid. There should be a whole set of School House Rock jingles. 3 is a Tragic Number... Interplanet Howard... (Thanks to Rob, I'm also now imagining a J Squad - that forms like a jingling Voltron or the opening of the old Justice League cartoons.)
    3239 days ago.
  • Anita from Alaska
    Hitherto. Drop the mic. Nailed it.
    3239 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    Three Qbs Kurt, Colt, RGIII It takes three That's a tragic number Big fan of School House Rock!!
    3239 days ago.
  • Pacetb in Lakewood, OH
    Hey, Rob in Pittsburgh. Browns fan here. After RGIII's concussion the other night, Browns fans no longer feel we have the market cornered on hopelessness. We welcome our Washington brethren to the club -- we can have t-shirts made.
    3239 days ago.
  • rob in Pittsburgh, PA
    2 things. first, i really feel bad for the fans of the Washington Professional Football Team. they have to feel almost as hopeless as Browns fans. second, everything the J squad below wrote.
    3242 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Hitherto there has not been a jingle employing the term "hitherto" Who doesn't love a vintage adverb?! And who doesn't love School House Rock. Nice jam you've got here! JF
    3242 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    This is one of the greatest jingles ever done. EVER. The writing, the production, the guitar. I am in AWE of this.
    3242 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    From the book of Fitzpatrick, a Redskins jingle that is very much of the moment. Nice & great choice of source material!
    3242 days ago.

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