Lyrics

The jingle preseason is upon us, so I'm getting some reps in to warm up that part of my brain.

QB concussion
What's the function?
Of leaving RGIII in a preseason game?!
QB concussion
That's some disfunction
Can plot it all out on an inertial reference frame
QB concussion
Now they've f$%#ed him
Not really his fault, but he'll still get the blame

And ... 2 for 5... that's not a good stat...
But... did you see that O line?!... who's throwing behind that?!
And then there's coach Gruden... the lesser of the two...
Is he ending the QB controversy... by getting all but one of them smashed flat?

QB concussion
They're so f@#$ed up
Maybe the organization is completely cursed.

RGIII, McCoy and Cousins - Do any of them have the onions?
To stand behind, THAT O line
Losing ain't new, but come on dude
Getting killed wasn't part of the deal hirtherto
So Boo, Boo, Boooooooooo!

Parody of "Conjunction Junction" by School House Rock