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Another one for Cillizza, the "rising star" of the show - at least of the mailbag and jingles lately.

Cillizza wasn't even born when Tony first wrote a column
But as he grew, his fame did too - and with Twitter it didn't take him long
He got himself his own blog at The Fix you can survey
Follow him and you'll see the same tweets multiple times per day

Don't you know - Oh Tony
Don't you know that Cillizza's an Internet star?
Don't you Tony? Oh I guess you wouldn't know...
Cause you don't know how the Internet works Grandpa
You're too old, how could you know?
So you don't know that Cillizza's an Internet star
Still all the Littles will ban Chris if you do Tony
Cause that's how we are.
We roll with Grandpa.

Parody of "Shooting Star" by Bad Company