Intergalactic Howard Fineman (Folk Era)
Lyrics
Howard needed a theme for his folk era. I took the chord progression from the original rap song and arranged this "folk" version for acoustic guitar. Big shout outs to John Neiswinger, Kj, and Rob for helping me get this going and providing feedback as I worked through way too many arrangements of this thing. And stay tuned for much more nonsense on this front soon...
Intergalactic Howard Fineman, folk era
He's the intergalactic editor of the Huffington Post
Arianna is boss - but he's Political Pope
On anything governmental he's so dope
If you really wanna see him you need a telescope
And I when I say telescope I mean Hubble
Presidents - he's interviewed more than a couple
Like a policy bias he'll burst your bubble
You step to him man, and you'll really be in trouble
On big time shows he's been a panelist
Honored by the Society of Professional Journalists
But much more important than all of this
He's the father of celebrity intern Nick
His progeny knows civics much better than you son
He even knows who's gonna win the next election
Ask him for knowledge - he'll drop a metric ton
He's Intergalactic Folk Era Howard Fineman
Parody of my own parody... based originally on Intergalactic by the Beastie Boys
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