Lyrics

We are the TK Jinglers
And songs we do create
It’s stupid what we’re doing
But we still think it’s great
Our co-stars are all brothers (and sisters)
We are not seeking fame
We write both good and awful songs
So Tony says our names

And every single morning
By 10 a.m. we’re prepped
To hear ramblings on for hours and hours
And with diligence, transcribe the best
Sometimes we’ll call him “pompous”
Sometimes we’ll say “insane”
Our talents shine like turds sometimes
But he never does complain

We are the TK Jinglers
We sing for the orange man
Instead of getting doctorates
He’s stuck with what we have


I've been working on this since Jason, Lance, and Kyle's awesome Cake jingle a few weeks ago. Unfortunately, no-one sings Cake in karaoke bars, so it was impossible to find a track. but I've always wanted an acoustic version ;-)