Lyrics

I have no idea who these guys are (I only remember this song from Dumb and Dumber), but I've been wanting to do it for a while.

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Know a professional girl
(Tell us what she’s like)
Reviews new movies for the world
(Who knows when she’ll strike)
Holds her pen like a machete.
(Seth Rogan hates her guts)
Some flicks are not her cup of tea.
(Zoolander sequel sucks)

But when that hair starts a’blowin in a transcendental wind
Well, she gets lost in those eyes, wait, where did we begin?
O, Ruffalo-ooooh, yeah, he’s so sensational
(Ruffalo, Ruffalo, Ruffalo)
But Ruffalo may be creeped out by one so obsessional
(Ruffalo, Ruffalo, Ruffalo)
O, Ruffalo-oooh, yeah, he’s part Canadian
(Ruffalo, Ruffalo, Ruffalo)
Ruffalo, will be hot when he’s a sexagenarian.
(Ruffalo, Ruffalo, Ruffalo)
Yeah she loves him so, tickled by his pheromones,
A male Judy Holliday with chiseled jawbones