Lyrics

Kyle sent me the completed lyrics based on the idea Lance posted a while back. I don't turn down ice cream and Cake.

RELUCTANTLY CROUCHED AT THE KITCHEN SINK,
EATING MORE ICE CREAM… IT’S COFFEE I THINK...
HIS WHOLE LIFE FLASHES, RED FLAGS GO UP
HIS TREAT'S DISAPPEARING, IT'S ALMOST ALL UP

HE DEFTLY MANEUVERS THE SPOON ALL AROUND,
HE TAKES THE CONTAINER AND THROWS IT RIGHT DOWN.
HE HEADS TO THE FREEZER TO LOOK FOR SOME MORE
COULD IT BE GONE? HE SHAKES TO HIS CORE

AS HE MOVES THROUGH THE KITCHEN, THE TWEAKS IN HIS BACK
FROM BIRD FEEDER STRETCHES, THEY CUT HIM NO SLACK
THE FREEZER IS EMPTY, EXCEPT FOR SOME FLAN
SO HE'S YELLING AND SCREAMING AS LOUD AS HE CAN

THE SUN HAS GONE DOWN AND BEDTIME IS NEAR
AND SOON THIS MAN WILL HAVE NEW THINGS TO FEAR
BUT HE'S DRIVING AND STRIVING TO STAY OFF THE BRIDGE
AND THINKING OF THE EMPTY, EMPTY FRIDGE

HE'S GOING FOR ICE CREAM.
HE'S FEEDING HIS NEED.
HE'S ALL ALONE… ALL ALONE AND HE STARTS TO SCREAM…
SO NOW HE'S RACING AND PACING AND PLOTTING THE COURSE,
REFUGEE SAFEWAY, FROM A PTI COURSE…
HE'S GOING FOR ICE CREAM.

Parody of "Going the Distance" by Cake