Lyrics

Old man, I hear that you like coupons
Well then, old man, I’ve got a tip to pass on
I said, old man, get 10% off new brakes
or get a free coffee with your entree

Old man, when you need to buy juice
or like saving, really big on produce
There’s a club where, after age 49
you can save some cash before you die

It’s time to sign up for AARP
It’s time to sign up for AARP

If you want anything, well then that’s where it is
Enjoy a steak and a Schvitz...

It’s time to sign up for AARP
It’s time to sign up for AARP

You can save big at Sears, you can have a cheap meal,
You’ll be rolling in all the deals..

A parody of The Village People, "YMCA"