Lyrics

Oh, I’ve been getting so hard-
pressed to find a steak joint just for me
A mix of concepts so strange
Sauna slash Grill slash BYOB

Oh, I see a man at the bar and his robe is ajar
his belly all wet from the steam
And a guy in the corner with a Sony camcorder
He's in charge of the Periscope stream

Oh yeah! it was distracting
and oh so relaxing
Yes, it’s Zagat-rated
And everybody is naked
(Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah)

And the man at the bar is handin' out cigars
And it's turned into an all dude schvitz
And the guy in the corner’s voyeuristic disorder
is welcome at the all dude schvitz
all dude schvitz, all dude schvitz, all dude schvitz, all dude schvitz

A parody of Sweet, “Ballroom Blitz"