He's Not There

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A parody of a song by The Zombies.
Recorded by John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Recorded: 07/27/2016  Released: 07/27/2016  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

A little something to keep the saw sharp....

He’s Not There

Well, now he’s gone and done it
Radio’s tossed aside
No longer will his show transmit
It’s broadcast suicide

By Labor Day, Littles will all wonder
Where is the show? When does it air?
Please don't bother trying to tune in
He's not there

Tone’s just so clueless how a podcast works
He can’t download it, can’t name the software
Old folks can’t find the show
Listeners are gone for good
No, he’s not there

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  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Nice!
    3372 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Man, you sound so CRISP on this. Love it!
    3374 days ago.