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A song for the history of the "Curse O' Les Boulez" - in order to convince John Wall that the curse is real. Gotta recognize in order to overcome. Big thanks to Kjerstin for the vocals on this one... she is just absolutely killing the dance hits of the 70s this week. And shout out to Google translator for mangling the English to French in just the right way.

Hey Wizards, Go Wizards, Oh Wizards, No! Wizards
Hey Paul, "The Truth" Pierce, That's why they brought you here

He first coined the term back in 2004
Writing columnettes for the Post
He said , "Oh No, Abe Pollin..."
"Where's this team going?"

Agent zero and the caca
Kwame Brown and Jarvis Hayes
On GM Jordan, you gotta say nah, nah
Manute and Muggsy same draft day

Les Curse O' Les Boulez est vrai, John Wall
Les Curse O' Les Boulez est vrai

They once had Nick Young, Andre Baltche and JaVale
All of them were on the same team!
Put a Wiz jersey on Shaq
Must be a costume party Jack!

Ping Pong balls and wrists are broken
Their players are great - when on other teams
5th pick? 5 bones? I'm just sayin...
It's the Curse o' Les Boulez

Les Curse O' Les Boulez est vrai, John Wall
Les Curse O' Les Boulez est vrai (John Wall)
Les Curse O' Les Boulez est vrai, John Wall

Parody of "Lady Marmalade" by Labelle