Lyrics

Got me a ticket for an aeroplane
Much rather be on the Acela train
Haven’t slept in weeks, all my blood is in my cheeks,
My doctor, he gave me some Xanex

I don’t care how many pills I take,
Cannot stand to stay awake again
No small talk with the … putz,who sat by me
Yeah doctor, just give me some Xanex

Well, he gave me some Xanex
Said “take this before you’re at the airport”
But Mr. Tony says
Are you crazy, what
if the plane door won’t close? Oy vay...

I don’t care how many pills I take,
Cannot stand to keep my eyes open
Relaxation tapes just don’t make the grade
Please, doctor, just give me some Xanex

Oh please I need some more
So I can go golfing with Wilbon
And if he starts talking Chicago sports
I might need to take some more…Oy vay

I don’t care how many pills I take,
Just make it so I don’t feel the bumps
Just wanna be home so I can boil eggs
Please, doctor, just give me some Xanex

Please, doctor, I want some more Xanex