Lyrics

Tony hates riding in aeroplanes
He’s gotta call United once again.
He’s a nervous wreck, Jeannie does her best
Time for Tony to take a Xanax.

James tells him it’s gonna be a good day to fly
But Conrad’s I-Pad shows some bumpy skies.
Nigel’s in the back, laughing off his ass
Time for Tony to take a Xanax.

Well, he gets to San Francisco
But he still has two more flights to get back to D,C.
Tony hates to fly but there's someone he hates even more, say it with me
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