Lyrics

After Tony said the words "prying eyes" during today's show, this jingle wrote itself.

City deer just like to find a backyard
Of an empty house to birth some fawns
With this rich orange man
She won't have to worry
He’ll leave her there in peace from dusk ‘til dawn

Late at night she goes out for some good food
I guess the refugee Safeway’s overpriced
It breaks Jeanne’s heart to think her idea of feeding
Is ignored by a man fearing human touch will make them die

The family sees the deer in the yard that evening
To take pictures Michael and Liz want to walk on down
But Ton knows if they go there, the deer will be leavin’
They’ll be headed for the Mayflower downtown

You can't hide your pryin' eyes
Lowering the shade is a thin disguise
The Mama deer will realize
And she’ll run away once she sees your pryin’ eyes