Lyrics

There's a little less air in our balls today
There's a rogue equipment guy that we must pay
Well if we all chip in then maybe he won't squeal
or maybe Kraft and his buddy Roger make a deal

Well we have cheated before but still we feel no shame
We spy on your signals so we win our games
Yes the league thinks the locker room is gonna name names
but all that Bill needs to do is find someone to blame

(That's our balls up there)
(Please deflate the air)

By Joe Aro
Parody of "King Of Pain" by The Police