Lyrics

Major thanks to Johnathan Neiswinger for the spectacular accompaniment on this one!

We shouldn't humor him (even Wilbon said so!)
but 4 or 5 years ago he was right about the snow
I should be listening to his colleagues instead
Kevin uses silly jargon and it's gone to head

You know his prognostication
non-committal and hazy
His long explanations...
just what is he trying to say?
I think that he said it might rain today
but "precip" isn't even a word
it's "precipitation"

Oh, yes it is
You sound like an asshole
Oh, don't use that word, don't use that word
makes you sound like an asshole

A parody of Billy Joel, "Temptation"