Lyrics

Now im the king of shlock
There is no higher
All of my littles
Must call me sire
Orange and bald with no Social Desire
Dont you know who i am
Im Tony Kornheiser

Now i got your emails faxes and notes
And you know im gonna read em for all of you folks
We talk sports, politics and movie reviews
Im with my main man shad droppin sweet haikus

And really good parking's a sight for sore eyes
And Mix-Master Mike Wilbon is never surprised
And yeah we think that Obama has gotten off track
I add parenthetically (ya mommas sneaky fat)

This is the Tk jingle remixed for you
Loyal littles, you people, gentiles and jews
Nigels on the 1's and 2's Garys on the spot
Kevin Sheeans gonna be here... Weather or not

So shout out to Ya Boy with johnny Walker blue
Unless its snowing outside over an inch or two
The podcast might be late, but its always on tiiiime
So i say "goodnight Canada" and "Do wear white

Cuz im the king of shlock
There is no higher
All of you littles
Must call me sire
Orange and bald with no Social Desire
Dont you know who i am
Im Tony Kornheiser!!

yeeeeeeeeaaaaah!