Satchmo Strut

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A parody of a song by STRAY CATS.
Recorded by joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 06/28/2014  Released: 06/28/2014  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Bald and Orange Fat Guy sitting at his mic
it's the last week of shows down on Rockville Pike
He doesn't have a contract but he don't care
He curses sonsabitches with a finger in the air
Satchmo Strut he's the Littles' guy
Just another 8 hours 'til he says bye bye
the Sheehan boys think he's just a mean old man
you'll find him at the Safeway right behind a moosecan

Hey don't cut his path!

He won't bother firing up his grill
Oh No!
He plugs in the toaster, an hour it takes
He opens up the fridge and throws in a few steaks
Chuggin' some BLUE 'til the bottle runs dry
Now Satchmo he's a real drunk guy
I hate that he's leaving, I wish he would stay
Better check the Sheehan forecast for this Labor Day!

By Joe Aro/Ellicott City, MD
Parody of "STRAY CAT STRUT" by THE STRAY CATS

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  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Love how this web site is going to keep us all involved until THE RETURN. Another pat on the back to Mr. Negrelli for that!
    4010 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
    I wonder who sponsors the Sheehan Labor Day Forecast. Tops!
    4022 days ago.
  • BillB in Columbus, OH
    Not nearly enough "moose can" lyrics these days...
    4022 days ago.