Have Yourself A Grumpy Orange Christmas!

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A parody of a song by Chrissy Hynde.
Recorded by joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 12/02/2014 Released: 12/03/2014 First aired: 12/09/2014

Lyrics

MY CHRISTMAS/HOLIDAY SEASON WISH TO TONY, THE GANG, AND TO LITTLES NATION.........

Have yourself a Grumpy Orange Christmas
Pour yourself some wine...
Let a moosecan pass you in a Safeway Line

Have yourself a Mister Tony Christmas
Boil some eggs just right...
Toast some steaks and eat them by the sink tonight....

Write a tome like in olden days
Pen a columnette, or two
Love your friends, crush your enemies
Like that little jerk, Raju.....

Time to read some emails, notes and faxes
from his LITTLES pals
he might read yours if Nigel says that time allows
So have yourself, a bald and orange Christmas......NOW!!!!

By Joe Aro/Ellicott City, MD
Parody of HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS....(Chrissy Hynde/Pretenders rendition)

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Tom
Well done and Classic
680 days ago.
Sovietcpl in Brovary,Ukraine
Super ! thanks for making an another dreary cold day here into a warm one.My mood shoot up to very happy ! Keep them coming comrade )
3616 days ago.
Scott In Perth, Western Australia
Heard the snippet on the podcast and knew I needed to hear it all. Hilarious.
3617 days ago.
JS in Texas
Good lord man. You've got such awesome range. I was in a crappy mood for the first part of today. Then I listened to this on my lunch break and I spent the rest of the day in a great mood. Thanks!
3617 days ago.
Bill Barto in Columbus, OH
So when does the "Christmas with Joe Aro" CD drop?
3617 days ago.
Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
Crushed! Nice, Joe!
3622 days ago.

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