Lyrics

I want to park my bicycle
I want to park my bike
I want to park my bicycle
I want to park it where I like…

You say “hey”
I say “hi”
You say wet
I say dry
You say out
I say Hey man, just get your butt back inside, cause my Schwinn is schwimming…

You say air
I say moist
You say don’t
raise your voice
You say sun
I say rain
Is flowing like a water main
on the handles on the chain
All I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to park my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to park my bicycle
I want to park my bike
You’re not as important as my bicycle
I want to park my
Bicycle divas are coming your way
So clear out all the doorways oh yeah!
Titanium alloys get rusty today
So don’t dawdle near awnings oh yeah!
Just clear the damn way for my…

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to park my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to park my bicycle
I need to park it man!
I want to park it where you are
Don’t you know who I am?