Lyrics

To the tune of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame"

Take him out of the ball game
He's over his pitch count
He gave up 5 runs in the first inning
It's no wonder the Nats aren't winning

For its hype, hype, hype for Steve Strasburg
Is he as good as it seemed?
For it's 1, 2, 3 years he stinks
For the Nat-nals team