Lyrics

There are worse things I could do,
Than trade Clippard for some dude.
Even though the Boswell column
likes to trash me, like a bum,
I know Tony won't be blue,
But there are worse things I could do.

I could have drafted Swaggy P,
Bet the farm on RGIII.
Signed that contract with McNabb,
80 million wasn't fab,
Give some credit where it's due.
That's a thing I'd never do.

Gilbert's contract wasn't light,
Guess he wasn't Mr. Right.
I got Scherzer by the way,
Now there's not much you can say,
I'm Mike Rizzo who are you!?