Lyrics

Ha Ha Ha I don’t believe it
Ah Ah don’t touch me
Hey Doc, Hey Micheal get me to the hospital
He’s a big podcaster
And he’s rich as a bastard
Got his own hit TV show
Now his ribs are broken
And his nose is bleedin’
But he goes to work even so
He’s takin’ all kinda pills
Curin’ all kinda ills
And a pain like he’s never known
Now he’s goin’ off to Sibley
Though the cost is more than didley
Mr. Tony’s got a kidney stone
(Kidney Stone...)Oh he’s got an achin’ in his privates
(Stone...)Well at least he ain’t got laryngitis
(Stone…)Get him a urologist
Mr. Tony’s got a kidney stone

A parody of “Cover Of The Rolling Stone”, music and lyrics by Shel Silverstein as performed by Dr. Hook and The Medicine Show