Please Don't Ban Chris (It's In His Kiss)

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A parody of a song by Cher (Original artist Betty Everett).
Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Minnesota
Recorded: 05/08/2014  Released: 05/09/2014  First aired: 05/12/2014

Lyrics

LYRICS:
Is he dead to the TK show,
Oh please Tony tell us no!

Does he know what's hip?
Oh yeah, loves Orphan Black

How 'bout his sports picks?
Oh yeah, he's not half bad but if you wanna know 'bout Tony's wardrobe,
Don't ask Chris.
Ain't that right Chris?

Oh oh oh, he's tall, not sneaky tall,
But not a man not even 40,
He screwed up, t-shirt doesn't fit
But, Tony please don't ban Chris!

Is he on TV?
MSNBC
What else can there be?
He writes here in D.C.
And if you want to know all things political (Scoop, Scoop, Scoop, Scoop, Scoop, Scoop), it's in The Fix.
That's where it is!
Oh, it's in The Fix
Please don't ban Chris


Parody of Cher's "It's In His Kiss (Shoop Shoop Song) for the great Chris Cillizza

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  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    Well played, Kj. Hilarious lyrics and a really top notch production on here; definitely your best yet!
    3828 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
    Much love in studio - a new level of enthusiasm!
    3829 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Love this Kj!!!!!!
    3830 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    I laughed so hard I skied right into a tree! Love it, KJ!
    3832 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
    Kj does impressions! Welcome aboard. Scoop Scoop Scoop. I laughed before I even heard this one!
    3832 days ago.