Lyrics

**When Jerry contacted me about guesting on his latest jingle, I was thrilled. Still, I was just finishing my version of THE SAME SONG!! My take is way too long for the show, so I am sharing it here as a web only jingle.


Goes to the movies but he doesn't stay long
I guess he doesn't want to fall asleep
If someone looks for a seat next to him
he'll pray that they just pass him by

He's got his quirks, thinks those weasels are jerks
Well can you blame him they're a bunch of fools
They will not listen to anyone
well the podcasters just wanna cry

You know the Littles in Berlin and L.A.
would like to hear the show the very same day
It just won't happen
But I wonder why
Tony doesn't like to fly
You know Jon Gruden's glad he has this fear
I really liked him with Tirico and Jaws
but now it's just not the same

Some people send emails, faxes and notes
but they never hear them read on the show
I'm just like them but I still listen in
because I am a KORNHEISER FAN
I AM....A KORNHEISER FAN....OH YES I AM!!!!

Parody of BILLY JOEL'S "AN INNOCENT MAN"
By Joe Aro/Ellicott City, MD
Looks like we have another franchise......