Lyrics

Late at night
when it's dark and cold
I download
some Mr. Tony gold

When I'm blue
when I'm lonely
he comes through
he's the only one who can
my bald orange man
is all I need.....

In my time
I've sung a lot of songs
about FREE STUFF
Monkees, bridges, Carville's schlong

Snowy days, Sheehan's forecast
LICENSE PLATES
just send me a box of that
yes this bald orange man's
been good to me.....

He's had friends, oh Junior's slipped away
He'll go to see a film, but he'll never stayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
He lost a fortune, on that rest-a-aaaaaaaunt
wanted a mural, but wouldn't pay no workerman
yes our bald orange man, he's really cheap!

Ohhhhh they say, no one's gonna play this
on the podcast (I can believe it)
they said, over sixty seconds
is way too long

But oh it's songs like these
filled with LA CHEESERIES
that keep those memories
holdin' on....Onnnnnnnnnnnnnn

We've come far, through this disease we've scattered
from naming a bar, no not SHINEBOX but CHATTER
USE THE CODE! Oh, C'mon Man!
And Michael knows, that mayo makes your grilled cheese grand!
And the bald orange man, won't disagree
Should he?

Ever since jingles began
The Bald Orange Man's
been good to me.....

By Joe Aro
Parody of Billy Joel (with Ray Charles) "Baby Grand"
For #jinglefest 5.5