Fifty Ways To Stop Corona

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A parody of a song by Paul Simon.
Recorded by joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 05/17/2020  Released: 05/18/2020  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

The problem is all these crowds of people can’t ya' see
Can't slow the spread if you don't act responsibly
Just stay at home and social distance carefully
There must be
fifty ways to stop Corona

This COVID-19 thing it started as a hoax
and the President denied that it would kill a bunch of folks
I guess that he misspoke
it's plain to see this ain't no joke

There must be
fifty ways to stop Corona
fifty ways to stop the Corona

Don't hop on the bus, Gus
make sure you wash your hands, Stan
Stay away from the pack Jack
listen to Dr. Fauci

Put a cover on your face, Grace
I'm sheltering in place!!!
Stay back six feet, Pete
and heed the CDC

Gotta find some Purell, Mel
Sneeze into your sleeve, Steve
don't be hoarding all the food dude
leave a little for me

Gotta self-quarantine, Gene
if you have COVID-19
just follow the rules, fools
and you'll stay virus free!

By Joe Aro
Lyrics: I wrote the verse, and part of the chorus....Idea was posted online, no lyrical credit given. I used some of the posted chorus lyrics.