Lyrics

When he talked it made us smile
he had a funny, self-deprecating style
though sometimes he droned on and on
lost my attention

He begged for free ice cream
and wine he was always drinkin'
there’s nothing he wouldn’t do
to get gifts from you

That’s what he used to do
but where’s Mr. Tony today?

A parody of The Motels, “Only the Lonely”