Lyrics

Because, well, Tony....

"Ain't Too Proud [Rich] To Beg"

I know you won’t believe me
But there’s this man who makes lots of dough
Yet he likes to beg and plead to get stuff for free
That look on my face, it’s incredulity

Ain't too rich to beg, Kornheiser
Can’t believe it, man can’t sink too low
Ain't too rich to plead, he wants stuff for free
That takes cojones, don't you go

We’ve heard ‘n seen this man
On MNF, radio and PTI
If he thinks we’ve got no clue what he’s pullin’ down
He should give the internet a try

Ain't too rich to beg, Kornheiser
He asks for choc’late and fine meat cuts
Ain't too rich to plead, that’s our Tony
Ain’t just the Kind bars that are nuts

A parody of "Ain't Too Proud to Beg" by The Temptations