Lyrics

When your home teams disappoint, it's great to know you can turn to Kjersten to sing like this and make your frustrations sounds so great. Thanks, as ever, KJ! [And, yeah, I wrote this before the Nats won 5 in a row....but you get the picture....]

White Rabbit

One hit made him woozy
And the next one made him fall
And then when the defense crushed him
That’s when he coughed up the ball
Goodbye Griffin
You no longer enthrall

And so now we turn to Cousins,
The team’s his for the long haul
That’s ‘cause today’s coach, one Jay Gruden
Has been told he makes the call
Don’t ask Danny,
‘bout some grand cabal

Now the guys on the em’rald chessboard
Can’t seem to hit, can’t seem to throw
And their elegiac symmetry
Yeah it hits a season low
Go ask Barry
Why do they blow?

When both teams appear hopeless
And your interest’s fallen dead
Don’t forget guys skating backwards
Taking high sticks to the head
Remember what Leonsis said
Rock the red
Rock the red