Lyrics

When you can't remember all those columnettes
or how Chatter left you so deep in debt
you can always think about your rants from the past
and if you can't recall them, maybe just ask....

When you forget that you saw "Flutie to Phelan"
and your brain says "What are we doin' out here man?"
when you turn off The Nats cuz all they do is lose
and your standing at the sink but forget what to do....

Just remember the ponies, and it'll be alright
Yes just remember you must go to Assateague!!!

By Joe Aro
A parody of "Just Remember I Love You" by FIREFALL (1977)