Lyrics

Why do the Nats
Keep throwing Corbin
Out there?
Got to be guys
Pitching better
In the minor leagues
He makes me scream,
when he’s on the mound....
We’re begging you Dave can you please sit him down?

Tell me why
Oh why
Oh why does he still start games?
Oh why?

Got to be chimps
throwing baseballs
Somewhere
Let’s just be honest, they would blow away
What Corbin has done
If I can dream, of a pontoon boat
To come pick him up…. Patrick that’s all she wrote!

Tell me why
Oh why
Oh why can't my dream come true?

By Joe Aro
Parody of "IF I CAN DREAM" by Elvis Presley