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Coming to a theater near you . . . Finally, the sequel to that Roger’s and Hammerstein classic. It’s the musical melodrama of the sad fate of the elderly King of Siam. He has abdicated his crown and retired in Washington, DC. But now he is hopelessly lost in the 21st Century. Feel the pathos of this feeble old man as he gets fleeced by a young huckster. Staring Chris Cillizza as the evil, pimply faced teenage cashier, Cindy Borden as the irate customer, and Emmy award winner, Anthony Kornheiser, as the bald King. Come see . . . the Burger King and I.