Lyrics

If I owned a big league ballclub
(If I owned a big league ballclub)
I'd respect the public trust
(I would keep the public trust)
And if I owned a big league ballclub
(If I owned a big league ballclub)
I'd ditch relievers who go bust
(Just get a big pontoon boat and be gone with 'em)
If I owned a big league ballclub
(If I owned a big league ballclub)
We'd have lots of Scherzer Ks
(Yeah, no Patrick Corbin pitching here)
If I owned a big league ballclub
I would be loooooooved

If I owned a big league ballclub
(We'd still have Juan Soto going yard)
If owned a big league ballclub
(We'd win World Series, wouldn't be that hard)
If I owned a big league ballclub
We'd still have Trea Turner out there somewhere...

Yeah, Trea Turner...and the Warrior God...and Rendon...I don't care if Scott Boras is the Devil, I'd sign them all.