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He's orange and balding
With takes that are scalding
No need to send tribute
He has cash to spare

But if you throw down
For sweets from your hometown
A big box of that you can feel free to share

Gummi Bears
Twelve different flavors if you really care
That Haribo crap simply can't compare
To Albanese gummi bears

It's not a mystery
That Tone's got a history
Of searching for cottage cheese
And grapefruit juice

Waistlines are growing
So take pride in knowing
You said they're the best
Now we all know it's true

Gummi Bears
That big bag, Karrill stuck her face in there
On sale now at Safeway and everywhere
You'd think to buy Gummi bears
Albanese Gummi Bears