A Team With No Name

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A parody of a song by America.
Recorded by joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 08/05/2020  Released: 08/05/2020  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

For the first time since the 30's
the mascot has gone away
There were arrows and feathers and spears and things
but the colors remain, they say

In the Eastern Division of the NFC
it's the team from Fedex Field
The pressure's been building for a whole bunch of years
the owner finally had to yield

I live in the District and my team has no name
and the fans never come to the games
Since the nineties, there's been nothing but shame
because the culture is toxic and the owner's to blame

so blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah
blah blah

Parody of "A HORSE WITH NO NAME" by Dewey Bunnell (AMERICA)
Parody lyrics by Lee Gordon in West Hartford, Connecticut & Joe Aro
Vocals: Joe Aro

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  • Ruth Bandler
    Nice!
    1529 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    Steve, your commentary is amazing. Drunk jingling in quarantine, the lost art rediscovered.
    1545 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Nicely done. I had this idea on Friday, when I was drunk, and I forgot. Glad I did because this is better.
    1552 days ago.
  • D. Snyder
    Excellent
    1552 days ago.

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