GOODBYE, SHANAHAI

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A parody of a song by Elton John.
Recorded by joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 12/15/2013  Released: 12/16/2013  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

When are they gonna rise up?
When will they make me proud?
I should have gone to the mall, instead of watching them suck out loud.

Maybe we'll get a replacement
It used to be Danny's style
Maybe....we'll keep Bruce Allen
but terminate Mike and Kyle

LOOOO-OOOOO-OOOOOSE
That's all they ever do...
and I'm just through!!!!
So goodbye SHANAHAI
Yeah we're last in the East again
You couldn't take us to the penthouse
and now you wanna bench #10 ?
It coulda been different in the playoffs last year
but you had to leave him in....
And now we're sick of the leaks and lies you tell
and the fact that you never WIN...
No you never win....
So bye bye bye, SHANAHAI

By Joe Aro....Parody of GOODBYE YELLOW BRICK ROAD by Sir Elton John.........
Obviously, not a MAILBAG theme. I just got so enraged while watching last week's Chiefs debacle that I had to share my thoughts. I'm done with both of them. As far as I'm concerned, they've had plenty of time. Watching guys like Chip Kelly come to Philly in less than a year and turn a terrible team into division leaders just sends me over the edge, and when you add in all of the lies and the stories that come out every week....Oh, just stop me now!!!

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  • Kj Ohnstad in St. Paul, MN
    I love this Joe! Outstanding lyrics and great voice !
    3961 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    I love these lyrics. Awesome work, Joe!
    3975 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Had to replace the original mix with a remix today because the lousy fade-out (or lack thereof) on the original was driving me nuts.....
    3975 days ago.