Lyrics

Moneypit bar
I got a moneypit bar
Burning through cash every day
turns out restauranting is hard

My bar is a moneypit
and the basement’s a lagoon
because all the toilets just broke
I guess soon I’ll be broke, too
(It's a moneypit!)

I need to sell way more eggs
to put me in the black
but it’s hard when the customers
come once but never come back
It's a moneypit

(Moneypit bar!)

A parody of Adam Sandler, "Ode To My Car"