Lyrics

Tony does a podcast every morning
Michael says, “Let’s make it boring!”
He says that chipping’s tricky on kikuyu
and to watch the grain on bermuda

Someone rescue
me from fescue
oh no, it’s too late
because I’m sleeping

Closing my eyes on the beltway
nearly crashing
The struggle is real

For the third time in three days it's Steve Sands
filling us in on some random Pro Am
My friends say skip the golf talk turn it off
but I can’t do that 'cause I'm sleeping

A parody of The Beatles, “I’m Only Sleeping"