Lyrics

I used to listen daily
Mr. Tony’s show was central to my life
but I haven’t heard much lately
now I spend most of my weeknights with my wife
I'm helping out with housework and the kids
I’m even learning Spanish

I found a reason to read
and to give my time to charity
A reason to turn the show off
And the reason is golf

A parody of Hoobastank, “The Reason"