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Daniel is watching this team with restraint
You could see the wheels fall off after the very first game

Oh and, I can't see Daniel changing their name
Since it seems like Daniel hopes he can coast on their fame

The playoffs sound awesome, but he's rarely been
Daniel says with the next coach, that's where this team ought to be

Oh and he should know, he's fired a bunch
But what's up with Daniel? He seems so out to lunch

Daniel these Taters are all in for next year
If you can find a coach with a long dead career

But when you feast, you dine with RG3
Daniel you're the chumps of the NFC East.

[This is my obligatory Washington-Football-Club-Themed, no-reference-to-the-mailbag, way-too-long, Elton John inspired (thanks Joe Aro!!) jingle. I have no interest whatsoever in the Taters, other than the fact that they make good fodder for the TK bunch. And it's my way of apologizing for having my mediocre theme played on the day when there were some great choking dog themes available.AND there's no way I'm sending this in, since they're never going to bite the hand that feeds them - so this is just for the jingling-littles]