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Tony’s show is online at 11 so you’re told
Get a phone and subscribe, ask for lessons if you’re old
Local traffic, local weather, local news, and local sports
You can have it all together and the crew is here of course
and plausibly live

It’s the same old show
but Nigel does the news
and due to licensing
enjoy more Jason Fuse
As for old man song
now Tony does reviews
but it’s the same old show

Commentary just outside DC
from an undisclosed location
with lawyers employed to help Tony avoid
a punitive and permanent vacation

It’s the same old show
but Tony brought his son
you asked for hour 3
well, how ‘bout hour 1?
He used to cash fat checks
now he’s got none
what has he done??
It’s the same old show

A parody of Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog, “Brand New Day”