Lyrics

I need a schvitz, and I’m hungry too
so I long for something meaty
There’s a place that allows me to indulge in both at once
even if it’s super creepy
Schvitz, schvitz then enjoy a steak
With rabbis, priests and truck drivers
Schvitz, schvitz, are you circumcised?
Your waiter’s gonna know soon

A parody of a song by Traditional, "What Child Is This?"