Lyrics

Guess who's back, back again
Tony’s back, tell a friend
Guess who's back,
Guess who's back,
Guess who's back,
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who’s back
Guess who's back

He created a podcast, ‘cause nobody wants to
Listen to radio no more, it’s like newspapers, it’s chopped liver
Well if you want podcasts, this is what he’ll give ya
A little bit of sports mixed with some politicking
Some traffic that’ll get your day started then a
Weather forecast to keep from getting wet during the day outside while you’re riding a bike
Just make sure that you are wearing white (hey!)
It’s been a long summer without debating but he’s back
He’s on your phone vociferating
I know that you needed vacation Ton, but us Littles have been going crazy alone
Because the weasels wouldn’t let us be Or let Tony be Tony so he left quickly
They tried to shut him down on 980, but he stuck it to them like he did Nariseti
So come on Littles, time to listen to Ton
We’ve got an hour to burn, he’s got an hour to groan
About the Nats, the Skins, and the Purple Line
And how he still can’t get a discount on wine!

Cause this looks like a job for Ton
So everybody go grab your phone
So you can listen to him whine and lament
About the problems of the one percent