Lyrics

On a Monday with no football
There's just not much to say
No Kip Schmeeman with the weather
we don't care about the NBA

So then it's time to fake it
And Mr Tony's got just the thing
A weekend with his high school friends
Awesome stories always bring

This time he bought some orange pants
a bargain at any price
he couldn't wear them out that night
steak blood wouldn't make them look nice

He also changed his Bass shoes
those soles were warped and dry
He drove by a sign for laser-like
fat removal
and it's painless so he'll give it a try

Satch talked about rainbow pictures
radio listeners could not see
He knows that his phone
Can take all those photos
but he can't do it, so it's up to Eddie

I really shouldn't care about this,
but it's intriguing all and all
I just don't know how he does it,
making a segment out of nothing at all...

"Allright, we're done here"