Lyrics

All My Bags are Packed, I'm ready to go
I hope my plights are read on the show.
I'm gettin' on a boat so Tony say's I'll die.

Maybe I'll die from a virus or a wave sent by Poseidon,
Or get pushed overboard by an angry child.
To bad Kip Sheeman won't get to laugh as I die.

So laugh at me and smile for me,
I think a shark just started eating me
Oh crap, my insides just imploded.

Cause I'm leaving, on a cruise ship.
Probably got eaten by a mutant shrimp,
But hey the buffet was free.

Cause I'm leaving, on a cruise ship
This rogue wave just broke my back again
Oh crap this crab just ate my eye.

Should have listened to Tony, but I died.