Just Pick a Winner

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A parody of a song by Bonnie Raitt.
Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Minnesota
Recorded: 11/17/2013  Released: 12/09/2013  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

This was my ACTUAL entry for the Eagles contest. I'm still trying to figure out why Nigel played the other song since I sent that in before I even knew about the concert. Alas, I'm just happy to have been included among the finalists! This song will probably air, however, because it is entirely about the Eagles tickets contest.

Parody of "Something to Talk About" by Bonnie Raitt
LYRICS:
People are talking, talking 'bout Tony;
He's gifting Eagles tickets, I don't believe it!
Doesn't he want them?  Must not have parking;
Well, here's my jingle, so go ahead and play it.
We'll try just a little too hard;
We'll sing just a little too loud;
Well you know that this little can't wait.
What are my odds? They're 50/50, always!

Just pick a winner and hand 'em out;
Then there'll be nothing to figure out.
When is the winner to be announced?
How about now, now?

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  • Kj Ohnstad in St. Paul, MN
    'Bout time Reginald won something:)
    3856 days ago.
  • Carroll Connelley in Stafford, VA
    It is clear... the monkey won!
    3857 days ago.
  • Shad in DC
    That was pretty rude on my part, sorry.....sorta....
    3857 days ago.
  • Shad in DC
    Brilliant.....Neil from Rockville has been inside as well, so Jerry is a sloppy seconds type situation.....
    3857 days ago.
  • Kj
    The only man I know who's been on the inside is you :)
    3857 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    Do you have a man in the inside or something? It's like you knew the announcement of the winner would be as badly delayed as the podcast. Excellent performance, too bad they didn't play this one instead!
    3857 days ago.